Red Rag - Red Rags crystal gonads reveal all for 2011

                              Prediction Balls....and I don't mean Ed

Red Rag - Seeing as other no marks such as myself are making biased predictions in hope more than educated assessment and more guesswork than actual work, I thought I would stare into my transparent gonads and see if the tea leafs align themselves with the stars and correlate with my sweaty palm lines to give me the answers before everyone else in 2011.

My rather impressive crystal gonads revealed:

Bank of England base rates to go above 3.25%.

Inflation at some point to go above 5%

FTSE to fall below 5500, well below the current 6000, at some time this year

Iain Dale will announce to the world he is blogging again....the world will rest easy that night.

The pound to fall below 1.10 Euro and 1.45 dollars. George Osborne will blame Gordon Brown.

Market speculators to move their eyes away from the Euro and their economies and use the UK economy and the pound as a way of making billions by knocking seven kinds of shit out of both

Unemployment to go past 2.8 million. David Cameron will blame Gordon Brown.

At least one Orange Tory MP to resign from the party. Chris Huhne will blame Gordon Brown.

At least one Orange Tory minister will be forced to resign due to a scandal

Labour to walk Oldham East and Saddleworth by at least 2000

Orange Tories to get less than 15% in May. Nick Clegg will blame Gordon Brown.

Andrew Lansley to be moved from NHS

Fox to be moved from defence

Gove to be moved to Ashworth Mental Institute

David Cameron will continue to be an obnoxious twat, repeatedly uttering the words, "we are all in this together" as the economy dips and inflation and unemployment figures soars

Nick Clegg will be physically assaulted by an upset voter

Labour gain over 200 seats in May

Iain Dale will realise he is yesterdays man, well a few years ago man, and will realise not many people take any notice of him any more. He stops blogging yet again, stops tweeting and hopefully followed soon by disappearing somewhere, anywhere, miles away,where he can talk to himself and leave the rest of the world to somehow get by without him in our lives.

There will be attempts by the Orange Tory grassroots to get rid of Nick Clegg in their conference

The economy will struggle to make any growth with at least one quarter of contraction. Strictly Spineless will blame Gordon Brown.

There will be even more riots on the streets with other cities finding people extremely angry with being lied to by the coalition. Simon Hughes will blame Gordon Brown.

Labour will gain power in at least six towns/cities in May and both coloured Tories will lose power in double digit towns/cities.Nick and Dave will say it is a victory for the coalition and their media whores will say it proves "Red" Ed is a bad leader.

Local government services will fall to bits due to massive underfunding and numerous councils will go billions in debt and close to bust. Eric Pickles will blame Gordon Brown.

House prices will drop by over 10%, disposable incomes will freeze and a number of big stores will go bust. Danny Alexander will blame Gordon Brown.

Unleaded petrol prices will top £1.40 a litre. Richard Littlejohn will blame immigrants, single mothers, global warming alarmers and Gordon Brown.

Labour will be further ahead in the polls in twelve months time.

Energy prices will go through the roof and fuel poverty will treble.

David Laws will get back into the cabinet, however, it wont increase the number of Orange Tories in the cabinet as another one will have to resign.

The AV vote will be a NO!

David Milliband back in the Shadow Cabinet before the end of the year.

There will be a crisis in the NHS and pensioners will be marching on parliament before the end of the year.

Sarah Brown will get pregnant, she will blame Gordon....

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Red Rag - The coalition goes from bad to farce

                        Wont vote for it but will now try and sell it

Red Rag - Simon Hughes has been drafted in to become the poor peoples education Tsar. He is now the coalitions spinmeister to get the poorest into society to think they are better off education wise under the coalition.

The yellow spined nobhead couldn't even force himself to vote for the Strictly Come Dancing Business Secretary vote on tuition fees, but his job is now to go out and spin how great it is.......un....fucking....believable.

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Red Rag - Merry Christmas and by this time next year let us hope we will be having a Reddy Eddy Christmas

Enjoy....................Not Safe For Work!

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Red Rag - For Clegg it gets worse. Communists now polling the same as Orange Tories in North Wales

                           Orange Tory North Wales Nightmare

Red Rag - It shows you how far the Orange Tories have fallen when the latest Yougov poll for the Welsh Assembly show the Orange Tories neck and neck........with the Welsh communist party for the North Wales region. Both now stand at a whopping 3%.

Would it be fucking delicious if the Orange Tories, the Thatcherite lap dogs, the lying bastards, where outvoted in North Wales by the hammer and sickle party.

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Red Rag - Wikileaks wish they had a Cable that had caused so much destruction to a government

Red Rag - He has opened up coalition wounds. He says every time he goes into a fight with the Tories he holds them to ransom by threatening to resign.He says if he resigns the coalition will fall. He has said he has a personal war with Camerons puppet master Murdoch and has proved yet again that Cameron has the backbone of a jelly fish......TOP WORK VINCE!

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Red Rag - Tis the season to be jolly

Apparently Red Ed is doing awful, Labour is in disaray and the shadow cabinet is split.....meanwhile out of the Tory spin bubble and on planet earth.....

Labour 43%
Tory 40%
Orange Tory 8%

Government approval -18%...Lowest so far

Labour at it's highest since Blair

Orange Tories back to their lowest for decades.

Vince has told undercover reporters he has "his nuclear weapon" of resignation and bring down the government that he likes to use "when picking my fights".

Seems the only people falling for the Tory press and their spinmeisters are the Tories themselves......oh, and Nick Clegg.

Full Steam A ED

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Red Rag - Cleggs Christmas Carol - Wham stylee

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Red Rag - Cleggs former friends abandon party as first mentions of an Orange Tory break away party

                         So which one is the orange cunt?

Red Rag - Today was the first time anyone has put forward the possibility of the Lib Dems breaking up publically.

Jeanette Winterton, life long member of the Orange Tories and one of many signatories of an open letter backing the party before the election has said that she has been asked by other members about organising a break away and she said others are ready to help her form it.

Ms Winterton was one of many of the signatories that have now either withdrawn support, left the party in disgust or have been attacking Clegg since the coalition was formed. Yesterday actor Colin Firth said he was leaving the party he has been in for years because of "Cleggs lies over tuition fees". Author Philip Pullman said he "would never have signed a letter" if he knew the party was thinking of a coalition with the Tories and will never sign one again whilst Clegg is still leader. Sociologist Richard Sennett another who signed, has abandoned the Lib Dems and is now advising Ed Miliband.

David Marquand, a former adviser to Roy Jenkins left the party within a month of the coalition.

Quite humorously, when asked what the name of the new party could be, Ms Winterton replied"the Liberal Democrats of course, that former party and everything it campaigned on died quite a few months ago.".

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Red Rag - The right wing blogosphere is disappearing up it's own arse

           Coming to a right wing pricks website near you

Red Rag - It gave me great pleasure to find out another right wing, Cameron excusing, gobshite of the lowest order, who soils the blogosphere with Tory shite is throwing the towel in. Iain Dale has announced all importantly (well to him it is) that he is jacking in the arse kissing of anything Tory, or as he knew it, Iain Dales Diary.

This comes only a day or two after Harry Cole aka Tory Bear decided that we should not get any more pearls of right wing wisdom from him, and he has decided to join the sewer dwellers.

Long may this continue, they can all fuck off as I am concerned.

Someone lock the door behind them please.

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Red Rag - The place where the Orange Tories are literally tearing themselves apart

Red Rag - It was the place that more or less killed off Gordon Brown before the election. It is now the place where everything that is going wrong with the Orange Tories in parliament is happening ten fold in local government. It is also a place that is sat right next door to the bye-election in Oldham East and Saddleworth.

Welcome to Rochdale.....the Orange Tory nightmare.

A few weeks ago the Orange Tory/Tory alliance in Rochdale fell apart. Seven of their councillors resigned from the party. Their excuses to give the party the elbow ranged from them not being selected to defend the seats to the cuts they were asked to find from the Westminster coalition.

Then the Orange Tory Leader and Leader of the council was forced to resign by her own party who attacked her leadership. She was in hospital at the time and had to send her resignation in from her hospital bed.

Today yet another Orange Tory councillor has resigned. This time Councillor Mohammed Sharif says the reason he has resigned is because the party is rife with racism. In his resignation letter he has demanded that the stand in leader should now resign and said he is willing to name the five racist Orange Tory councillors in the party if the stand in party leader doesn't name them himself.

The entire party is in disarray, however this is not just a freak council with outspoken councillors. This is happening all over the country with Orange Tory councillors resigning, turning on each other or turning on their parties leadership.

The party is in total mayhem, and no matter how much bullshit people like Clegg, Cable and Alexander throw at the open wounds with laughable statements like "we will come out of this stronger" or "the party is united" and no matter how many times they tell people their membership is rising, it will only inflame the problems blazing away beneath them.

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Red Rag - Camerons sends round the anti-terrorist squad to 12 year old protesting about his youth centre closure

Red Rag - A 12 year old boy who had planned a protest outside David Camerons office over the closure of his youth centre thanks to cuts ended up getting dragged out of class in his school and interviewed by the anti-terrorist squad.Nicky Wisheart of Eynsham was scared shitless after being threatened by the anti-terrorist officer for having the audacity to protest against the cuts forcing the closure of his youth centre.

He was in the middle of an English class when he was asked to go and speak to the head of the year. When he turned up at the office not only was the head of year there but a member of the anti-terrorist squad who then threatened that" if riots break out there will be arrests and that you will be arrested because you are the organiser.". The anti-terrorist officer then went one threat further by saying "even if you don't turn up you will be arrested and if David Cameron is in armed officers will be there so if anything out of lines happens"..then the officer stopped short of threatening to shoot the protesters.

This is a fucking 12 year old for Christ sake, that an anti-terrorist officer is threatening with the possibility of armed police. Not even taking into account the kids parent wasn't there, this is an absolute scandal.

Is this what Cameron and Clegg meant by new politics?

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Red Rag - It costs 79p to show the bastards what we think of them.....download asap.

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The Captain Ska song Liar Liar has gone on sale today and can be downloaded from I-Tunes for 79p. Pissing of Cameron Clegg and Cowell for only 79p.....now that is what I call a very cheap but brilliant Christmas Present . Get stuck in....get downloading.

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/liar-liar/id408050972?i=408051015&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

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Red Rag - There will be a vote of no confidence for Clegg at the Orange Tory Spring conference

Red Rag - The never ending political descent of Nick"anything you say Dave" Clegg just keeps rolling. There is now going to be a proposal of a vote of no confidence in Nick Clegg in the Spring Orange Tory conference.....if he makes it to it still as leader of his now disintegrating party. What is even more shocking is the words that are now being used by Orange Tory members. The proposal is below:

"Business Motion of No Confidence in Nick Clegg MP as Federal Party Leader

Conference notes the assessment by the Guardian Datablog that 64% of the party’s manifesto for the 2010 General Election is present in the Coalition Agreement. Conference also notes:
a) The findings of the Browne Review, that under it tuition fees stand to rise substantially and the report’s role as the basis of the proposals submitted to a Commons vote on the 9th of December.
b) That in this vote 27 of the party’s 57 MPs broke their pre-election pledge not to vote in favour of an increase in tuition fees.
c) That the parliamentary party leader, Nick Clegg MP was one of those MPs who broke their pledge.

Conference further notes the constitutional inability of Conference to recall the Federal Party Leader under the Federal Party Constitution.

Conference applauds the presence of 64% of our manifesto in the Coalition Agreement and of the efforts of our MPs and Peers in further advancing Liberal Democrat policy and values in government.

Conference believes that the breaking of the tuition fees pledge runs contrary to the wishes and values of the majority of the party and those who supported us.

Conference further believes that the breaking of the tuition fees pledge discredits and damages trust in the party and its principles.

Conference also believes that the party leader has betrayed the party’s core values on several key issues and that this does no credit to the party as a whole.

Conference therefore:
1. Expresses its dissatisfaction with the actions of the Liberal Democrat MPs who broke their pledge.
2. Supports those MPs who kept their pledge.
3. Criticises the party leader for not doing more to support and publicise Liberal Democrat values and achievements in government.
4. Expresses its belief that the continuation of Nick Clegg as party leader is damaging to the party’s credibility and electoral prospects.
5. Calls upon Nick Clegg to resign as party leader.
6. States that it has no confidence in Nick Clegg as party leader.

* * * * * * * * * * *

I hope this will go some way to showing the general public that not all Lib Dems are lying bastards like our leader."

It looks like the only future David Cameron's poodle now has is within the Tory Party.

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Red Rag - Ed hits the polling Red Royal Flush

Red Rag - Yougov have finally stepped in line with the other pollsters and have Labour back in the lead. 42/40/9. That means every single pollster worth mentioning now has Labour in front on the national poll.

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Red Rag - The fallout continues in the Orange Tories over tuition fees sell out

Red Rag - Pressure is beginning to mount on Nick"anything you say Dave" Clegg after the mass political suicide vote by many of his MP's the other day.

One of the leading Orange Tories in London, and regular contributor to Lib Dem Voice, has resigned from the party and his letter to Nick Clegg does not pull any punches....see below.

After 13 years as an active member of the Liberal Democrats, I hereby resign my membership of the party (no. XXXXXXX) with immediate effect.
 
 
As only the latest and most obvious (yet) consequence of the unprincipled and subservient “coalition” with the Conservatives which has exchanged our cherished liberal principles for the ministerial salaries and perks enjoyed by a handful of MPs, today’s vote was a betrayal of a key pledge made by the Liberal Democrats only a few months ago. Every Lib Dem MP who voted in the government lobby today may quite fairly be branded a liar, and has abdicated any moral claim to re-election.
 
Many of us genuinely believed in the fees pledge given at the last election, and many of us remain genuinely committed to a properly-funded state sector of higher education. Unfortunately, since Nick Clegg became leader, the last three years have seen an increasingly ill-concealed battle between Clegg’s entourage – who have been committed to scrapping the Liberal Democrat commitment to free higher education – and the rest of the party. Believing that the (relatively modest) level of state investment promised to universities stood ill at ease with the tax-cutting agenda prioritised by so-called “Orange Book” liberals, Clegg’s allies have sought to have the policy overturned at every opportunity, from the party’s Federal Policy Committee all the way through to Federal Conference – and have been voted down on each occasion.
 
The formation of the coalition gave Clegg the perfect excuse to abandon a policy he has long held in contempt, and his utter failure to champion the issue in negotiations was sadly all too predictable. The mantra of “the coalition agreement overrules everything else” has given him his trump card. It is also why it is useless to stay on and fight for this and other liberal causes utterly disregarded by the coalition – democracy has now been suspended within the Liberal Democrats, and there is no way of effectively voting down the leadership whilst the party remains in this government. The party’s cherished democratic structure has been bypassed, and this issue is symptomatic of how Lib Dem members are being locked out of their own party. No wonder Clegg prefers the company of Tory frontbenchers to his own backbenchers.
 
What is doubly sickening is the spinelessness of so many of Lib Dem MPs, particularly those on the backbenches who chose to support the government, and who failed to honour the things they claimed to stand for. Abstentions were equally unforgivable – when our MPs campaigned so heavily for the abolition of fees, they received a strong mandate to become champions on the issue. Champions do not remain silent.  Needless to say, my respect for the rebel MPs is all the greater in light of the relentless pressure they have come under from the Clegg leadership.
 
I cannot defend the coalition’s increasingly destructive policies, and I cannot justify paying a subscription into party funds whilst so many Lib Dem MPs in the coalition are desecrating the party’s liberal principles.
 
This is of course a sad day for me – but a sadder day still for the unprincipled liars currently sitting on the Treasury benches, and the backbench MPs who remained silent when their voice was most needed.
 
Yours sincerely,
 
–
Seth Alexander Thévoz MA (Cantab.), MA (Lond.)
PhD candidate, Warwick University
 
(Former Chair, Cambridge Student Liberal Democrats; former Secretary, Haringey Liberal Democrats and Greenwich Liberal Democrats; member of the Liberal Democrats since 1997)

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Red Rag - Is the first Orange Tory MP about to cross the floor in the House?

Red Rag - Apparently one of them is wobbling and will make their mind up over the weekend........tell us again Nick and Vince how your party is united.

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Red Rag - Orange Tory fall continues

Red Rag - New Yougov Labour 41% Tory 41% Orange Tory 8%...........stop laughing at the back.

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Red Rag - Now Clegg is in the mire.....police may investigate his tuition fee "fraud"

                                                            Fraud?

Red Rag - Just when Nick"anything you say Dave" Clegg must have thought it couldn't get any worse. A professor of law and a member of the National Critical Lawyers Group has lodged a complaint at a Sheffield police station under Section 2 of the Fraud Act.

Mr Grigg-Spall said "It seems absolutely clear to me that dishonesty is actually proven by the details in the Guardian story". According to the Guardian a Senior Lib Dem team had agreed to ditch the tuition fee scrap two months before the election in the event of a coalition because it would be "an headache".At the same time signing pledge cards whilst campaigning to do the exact opposite.It all came out in a new book by Conservative MP Rob Wilson extracts of which appeared in the Guardian.

Mr Grigg-Spall had discussed the complaint with several law experts before he made it and have their backing with regards his case against Nick Clegg.

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Red Rag - Cam the Sham caught lying again in PMQ's over tuition fees

                                                              Liar!

Red Rag - Looks like The Sham just cannot help himself when it comes to lies.Maybe he didn't want his Deputy holding all the aces when it comes to lies and tuition fees.


Ed Milliband "Can the PM confirm that after his changes are introduced, English students will pay the highest fees of any public university system in the industrial world?"

The Sham "The figures are well know about what the students will pay. They are much lower than what students pay for instance in the United States".

So let us look at the US figures. If like the vast majority of students in America you decide to go to university in your home state on average you pay £4,252. If like the very small minority you decide to go and study away from your home state you pay on average £11,234. Thanks to the College Board of the USA, the average figure for all students attending university for the last year was £7743.

Either The Sham has been caught out yet again using lies to back up his policies or the Bullingdon Club doesn't do maths.

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Red Rag - Second Tory joins Davis in voting against the tuition fee rise

                                      Now confirmed - Lying Twat

Red Rag - Another Tory has joined David Davis in saying he will vote against the tuition fee rise. It is Julian Lewis. This puts even more pressure on the Orange Tories that have not decided which way to go, as Clegg has said all the minister will vote for it. This may get close.

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Red Rag - Nick Clegg doesn't hold all the liars in the pack

                                                           Blue Lies!

Red Rag - Just to show that it isn't just the Orange Tories that have led about tuition fees, there are four real Tories that have signed the NUS pledge before the election against raising tuition fees and campaigning to get rid of them. One is pictured above is Ben Wallace, he says he didn't......sorry Ben, this pictures tell 9,000 words.

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Red Rag - So how far have the Orange Tories really fallen?

Red Rag - David Davis now has more morals with his stance on tuition fees than most of the Orange Tory parliamentary party..........that tells you everything.

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Red Rag - It's near Christmas, time to think of those less fortunate......when will there be a OrangeToryathon?

                    Even Fat Batman has fell out with Clegg

Red Rag - It seems to be a Christmas duty to think of those less fortunate than yourself. The Christmas charity record always tries to get to number two behind the latest Simon Cowell money maker. Carol singers on middle class estates give their hard earned money to charity. Many go to church and donations for the day go to the third world and everyone is urged to think of how lucky they are to eat copious amounts of Turkey, spend the money they have saved for the last eleven months and listen to grandad fart in the corner chair pissed up on the cheapest wine in Bargain Booze.

I think this year we should all spare a thought for the Orange Tories. There doesn't seem to be a day go by where there words "Shame,Shame Shame on you....shame on you for turning blue" rings out on one of the news broadcasts.An effigy of Nick"anything you say Dave"Clegg has been hung in London, their MP's are about as popular as Wayne Rooney in Croxteth....speaking of which they managed a massive 45 votes in a seat they were defending there the other week and were trounced.That is nothing,  in Rossendale they managed just 10 votes, yes 10, if the person standing has three other people in his family, they managed to persuade six people to vote for them......that is if their family did in fact vote for them. Their MP's offices have been attacked with one currently being the place of a student sit in. Poor Vince doesn't know if he is coming or going or even voting for his own drafted policy. Their own cabinet ministers are considering resigning so they can vote against Vince's policy and the rest of the party is split three ways. They hold the record for the shortest time for a minister to hold office before resigning under dodgy circumstances.....David Laws resignation now seems decades ago. They now have managed to pull in less private funding than UKIP, in fact their biggest donor now is the tax payer through the electoral commission. And there is those polling ratings.......Yougov have actually checked, and that there is no possibility that they can fall into minus figures.

So it's Christmas time.....think of those poor Orange Tories..........nah.... fuck em'... they deserve everything they get for jumping in bed with the Tories. Long may their demise continue.

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Red Rag - The fake Orange Tory MP quandary

                                             Fake, Fraud or both ?

Red Rag - There has been a bit of a commotion over the fact a fake Orange Tory  MP managed to get on the BBC and say he was going to vote against the tuition fee rise. Considering all of them publically rode on the back of a pledge to vote against any rise and campaign to scrap it all together and it looks like the majority are not going to carry out their promise.........most of the Orange Tory MP's are fakes anyway.

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Red Rag - The coalition move in to silence their internal critics

                                   Coalitions number one target                    

Red Rag - Did it actually shock anyone this morning when Mike Hancock was hung out to dry over his member of staff. Do you think this alleged information would have been found and leaked to one of Cameron's prostitutes if it was say David Laws.....no me neither.

Hancock has been the coalitions and particularly one of Nick Clegss biggest critics.It is how these people work to silence their critics. It helps silence them. People like Bob Russell will now be having their entire history, his families history and anyone connected to him being investigated and searched through so more shite can be given to Camerons prostitutes to attack them.

Notice how Nick "anything you say Dave" Clegg has not been on a single media outlet defending one of his own MP's. He can only find his voice and a camera when he is defending non-Lib Dem coalition policy.

This is a warning to all Lib Dem dissenters about their future conduct and it is not a coincidence that the person being attacked is the one Lib Dem who has been the most publically and vocally outspoken over the rise in tuition fees.

If you dance with the devil......

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Red Rag - They are getting desperate in their attacks on Red Ed

Red Rag - It shows you how desperate Camerons prostitutes are getting with the fact they cannot get the Labour vote down in the polls that they will now attack almost anything and everything Ed does. If he keeps calm and replies they are working on policy, he "has nothing to offer". If he comments or attacks government policy it's "Red Ed the militant".

Now Ed has attacked the rise in fees, according to some this is backing the violent sections of the student protest. Oh and because they are still deciding between themselves in the shadow cabinet which way to take their own policy, according to Camerons whores the entire shadow cabinet is split.

Wait there..... we have a minister of government who in the last 24 hours has only just decided that he will vote for his own policy. Half of the cabinet, including the deputy prime minister don't know if they will or not and one half of the coalition is split three ways in which way to vote. For, against or abstain.

Now that is what you call a split in a cabinet.

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