Is Swallower the most two faced blogger amongst the prostitutes

Red Rag - To read Swallower Dales latest ramblings on his blog tonight is to see the height of hypocrisy. He has posted a pretty long rant about how a Mirror journalist tried to get a Tory PPC who is a belly dancer to do a belly dancing gig at a so called party. I assume the Mirror were going to take the piss out of her being a belly dancer and hoping to be one of Camerons new intake. However the shock and horror of  Swallower because a paper tried to get one up on the party it dislikes is amazing.The poor petal was being trapped by those nasty journo's at the Mirror and Swallower is outraged. Hold onto yourself, he is beyond outraged ....."If the Police did this, the Daily Mirror would be the first to complain. It just shows what a despicable newspaper it has become. Kevin Maguire, Jason Beattie, James Lyons, Bob Roberts, you must be so proud to work for such a publication."....if you look hard enough you can actually see tears on the webpage. I bet he wont be able to sleep tonight.

Meanwhile step back a few months and a paper that has been campaigning vigorously for his party entrapped the prime minister with a phone call to a dead soldiers mother .Was there as much outrage and fury from the Swallower in Chief...was there fuck.

But hey in the eyes of The Swallower the feelings of a belly dancer who wants to be a Tory MP being tricked into err...doing her current job is more of a disgrace than a national newspaper entrapping a countries prime minister and using a dead soldier as a political football.

Maybe he was blinded by the sun?

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Don't adjust your TV sets

Red Rag - Looks like the possibility of a TV debate before the election comes ever closer. Just what the electorate needs, an hour of total PR bullshit from Cam the Sham.

Oh and the rumoured poll was bollocks, Tories still lead by 9%, however it is a fall of 8% on the previous Com Res poll. The usual attacks from the tory blogosphere have resumed on Com Res. Last month they were the dogs bollocks when showing the Tories 17% in front, now they are a disgrace apparently. A month is a long time in politics, especially if your a tory blogger who spins opinion polls.

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Rumours abound over IPSOS poll....and then there was none...has the Tory lead disappeared?

Red Rag - There was an opinion poll that was taken last weekend that is yet to be published.It is an IPSOS poll which will presumably be published by the Observer this weekend. The last poll this company did again we had to wait for a week for and it showed the Conservative lead down to the lowest it had been for a very long time 6%.

This waiting has obviously lead to rumours of its result, the first set came the other day of a smaller Tory lead, then came the rumour it is all square and tonight a few message boards have people posting Labour are in front, one of all places is the Spectator magazine.

It could all be total bollocks and guesswork, however it does show how twitchy some people especially the Tories are at the moment.

If it were to show a very small lead or even a draw, expect all hell to break loose on the right wing blogosphere.....if it showed a Labour lead....expect meltdown.

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ConHome reacts to the falling Tory poll lead - It changes how it counts them

Red Rag - With the poll lead falling for their party in the majority of pollsters ConservativeHome have found a way to put them all together and predict the outcome. Up until the other day, like most blogs, they used the UK Polling report swing calculator and used the polling firms recent results.(In previous posts we have dealt with UL Pollingreports biased towards the Tories, but that is another story).

Now with the poll lead falling they have decided to use the swing calculator only to an extent then add on a few more seats because to quote "We think there is going to be an unwind of anti-Tory tactical voting from previous elections and the emergence of anti-Labour tactical voting. We also expect the extra investment that CCHQ is putting into target seats will pay off". So in other words they don't think most people dislike the Tories enough now to vote tactically against them and because they have a tax dodging lord who is spending millions on the marginals they will win them as well. Add to this is the fact they now also count in their polling figures Political Bettings bent Angus Reids polls, you know the ones, always rushed out if the Tory lead falls and always shows them 17% or so in front and also BPix, a pollster who polls now and again. Both Angus Bent Reid and BPIX are not members of the British polling organisation the British Polling Council, but bollocks to it, if the lead is going to dwindle, ConHome will find a way to distort the figures to make it look better for the Tories.

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Another poll shows the Tory lead is falling - Tories go from wobble to being fully rattled

Red Rag - A few months ago on Conservativehome the Tory faithful were saying the election was in the bag. One said is all they need to do was say nothing and wait for the election. Then again they were anything from 21 to 17 percent in front.

Since then the lead has fallen slowly but gradually. Now with the exception of the bent Canadian poll from Politicalbetting and an outlier from Com Res(the same Com Res the Tories were calling Comedy Results when the polling figures were not going as they thought they should) the rest are showing the lead falling to single figures.

At first there were a few rumbles of discontent but not much, now the tory grassroots are in fully rattled mode. Some are saying that they can see the chance of victory slipping away. Others are pointing to the facts that Labour have been gaining councillors from the Tories in local council bye-elections for a while as proof that the tide turned a while back but are only now showing in the polls.

It could be the fact that people have rumbled that Cameron is a PR shyster and Osborne is nothing short of being absolutely fucking useless. Whatever it is the tide for the time being has turned away from Cam the Sham. It could turn back just as quick, but the tory grassroots are as jittery as a prostitute at a Christening.

A few more percentage points towards Brown and a few more polls showing the Tories on less that 40% and then we will really see what the Tory faithful are really about....cue Dan Hannan and his band of weirdo's to help Labour win an unprecedented 4th term.

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Airlines take piss out of Tories over their stance on Heathrow's third runway

Red Rag - In  an attempt to buy some swing votes around London Cam the Sham has said he opposes a third runway. Not looking at the financial benefits for the area, he knows there is votes in opposition to the runway and has said he is firmly behind the No camp. What he wouldn't have known would be that the airlines would go for him and his party personally for what they see as blatant electioneering.

BA chief Willie Walsh ridiculed the Conservatives transport policy by saying “I think they are confused. I would like to know what the Conservative policy is going to be. I think we expect governments to have policies that are coherent; I don’t see this as a coherent policy.Their environmental credentials have been seriously undermined . . . if it’s an environmental issue, they should be saying no runways anywhere. They are not.”

Not to be outdone by BA's piss take of the Tories, Virgin Atlantics Steve Ridgway said: “I think it is wrong in terms of what this country needs going forward and I think there is a job to do now to persuade them that this is the right thing to do. Somehow we have got to find a way to convince them.”.I hope you are not trying to insinuate that a bit of the old brown paper bag full of money would influence the Tories Mr Ridgeway.

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The Tax dodging lord, Silly Billy and the island of corruption

Red Rag - Tax dodgers, corruption, millionaires and the Conservative Party. Words that just cannot seem to be separated.

This time it is William Hague or Monotone Billy and Mr Ten Jobs as he is sometimes known as for the number of jobs he has outside parliament, who finds himself swimming in the pool of corruption.Silly Billy Hauge went on a vaunt paid for by tax dodger Lord Ashcroft to the Turks and Caicos Islands only weeks before widespread corruption was uncovered.The Turks and Caicos prime minister at the time, Michael Misick, resigned and is now facing a criminal investigation.Silly Billy has admitted meeting the now investigated former PM.

Ten Jobs is refusing to tell anyone what he was doing there however it is known that Lord tax-dodger Ashcroft does have financial interests there....now there is a shocker Lord Ashcroft has financial interests in places reeking of corruption....not.

The issue reeks that bad that Greg Porpe one of the member of the Foreign Affairs Committee who reported back of the corruption and intimidation in the Turks and Caicos Islands said "William Hague suggests to the public that he is fit to be the next Foreign Secretary. We have a right to know who he met, besides the Prime Minister, Michael Misick, and what he was up to in the Turks and Caicos."

Just to make things even worse a letter was sent to Cam the Sham by Shaun Malcolm, former leader of the opposition party in the Turks and Caicos Islands, complaining about the influence Lord Ashcroft allegedly wielded.

Tell us again Cam the Sham how you believe in transparancy.

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Cam the Sham comes down on the side of the bankers

Red Rag - Fresh from giving the single parents charity Gingerbread lip service by saying that he is not at war with them, Cam the Sham nust have felt more at home when speaking to a group of multi-millionaire bankers. He told his mega rich audience "“My father was a stockbroker, my grandfather was a stockbroker, my great-grandfather was a stockbroker.” The City, he assured them, was in his blood".

The day before Alister Darling slapped a 50% tax on bank bonuses over £25000 Cam the Sham is telling them he is on thier side and he is one of them.

These are the most hated people in the country who brought this country financially to it's knees and Cameron says he is on their side and is one of them.

The fucking tool!

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The Tory wobble is beginning to show

Red Rag - You only have to look at the Tory blogosphere to see their supporters are rattled.Never in the last two years has Cam the Shams PR machine looked so vulnerable.They have left the mouth work to their prostitutes in the media as they seem to have ran out of things to say themselves. Labour seem to be setting the agenda. It has not been like this for years.Labour MUST capitalise.

IT'S PBR DAY AND AS ALWAYS WHEN ANYTHING IMPORTANT ABOUT ECONOMICS IS HAPPENING.......OSBORNE FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS DISAPPEARED UP HIS ARSE....AGAIN.

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Cam the Sham faces backlash from The Mailaban over denying "war" against single parents

Red Rag - Cam the Sham was showing yet another face today by saying he is not at "war" with single parents.In a speech to Gingerbread the single parents charity he said that even though he will be favouring marriage through the tax system he is not abandoning the single parent.He said "'I want to be completely clear. Lone parents will not be on their own with the Conservatives" but then went on to patronise them by telling them "the Government had to send a 'long-term' signal that stable family units are beneficial for children".In other words, we don't hate you but we don't like your family structure either.....any chance of still voting for us?

This feigned softening towards single couples has sent shock-waves through the Mailaban. Some quotes from the forum that followed The Mails story.

"Why don't we just financially incentivize young girls under 25 not to have children ....how much would it take girls?"

"Single parents already get loads of help for housing all benefits etc"



"What do you people on benefits think we feel as we are taxed more and more to pay for you? One question, what would people on benefits be saying if the roles were reversed and you were paying for me?"


"the single parent who has 5 kids by 5 different men and thinks that the state is her personal bank"

"The responsibility for every single birth must ultimately rest with the mother, because all she has to do to prevent it is say "No!"


As you can see from the above quotes these people have their mind set. All single parents are girls who go around getting humped for babies they can claim benefit for.

Wait there... what about people who break up....what about people who's partners die....and are all single parents female?

I take it, like the people above, Cam the Sham ,like on so many of his policies....hasn't thought it through.

This what happens when you try to place your arse on everyones seat to get their vote.

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And then it was 8 - Tories lead down again

Red Rag - Latest Poll from Populus has the Tories on 38 and Labour on 30. Tories below 40% again and Labour back into the 30's. This is about the fifth or sixth poll on the bounce showing the lead is narrowing slowly but surely.


This next week in the biggest week in Browns political life.......over to you Mr Darling.....we are counting on you.

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Tax the bastards till the pips squeak.

Red Rag - Worst kept secret in Parliament.The bankers bonuses will be hit with a one off windfall tax .Considering we now employ many of them and have been propping up the industry while it's been on its arse I cannot see any right minded person complaining about it, even the Tories have shit a brick over the proposals and have backed it.

As I said, I cannot see any right minded person attacking it.......expect a defence of the bankers and how this winfall tax is awful in a leader in The Mail.

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It's official Osborne is a complete Twat

Red Rag - Cam the Sham called people who twitter twats. Osborne is rumoured to have opened a twitter account
If it is true Cam the Sham thinks Osborne a twat. At least me and The Sham agree on one thing.

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Cam the Sham whores himself to the mega rich

Red Rag - A leaked e-mail shows that Cameron has been whoring his and the cabinet services out to the Super Rich.In what is a shape of things to come if elected, those that donate £50K can go to a Summer cocktail at Camerons home and lunches with him and the shadow chancellor after PMQ's.The super rich donors are members of the top secret Tory donors clubs.

The big donors are also offered private briefings from a quartet of powerful, hard-to-access advisers to Mr Cameron. These are Steve Hilton, the party’s highly influential head of strategy; Andy Coulson, the former tabloid editor turned head of communications; James O’Shaughnessy, head of the Conservative Research Department; and Stephen Gilbert, who runs the Tories’ target seats campaign.



The Tories have managed to get £5.3 million on the last three months alone with such ventures, as the rich and famous start to gain influence on party policy for what they see as the next government. The biggest donor is the £252k given by Micheal Farmer, famous as one of the hedge funders who earned millions when  Bradford & Bingley fell down and as thousands of shareholders lost their money.

Who says the Conservatives have changed?What was once was cash for questions is now cash for access and policy.

Update - Guido Fawkes has just put through an article about Labour having a cash club......a sign of the times I'm afraid.The old drink driving bankruptee being 24 hours behind everyone else.

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Another one of Cam the Shams "Cast Iron" pledges bites the dust

Red Rag - The day after getting his arse kicked at PMQ.Cam the Sham has had to U-turn on his" Cast Iron" pledge to provide 5000 extra prison spaces to combat overcrowding.March last year unveiled his new so called forward thinking on Prisons spun with the name "Prisons with a purpose". The barn pot idea was to somehow find someone to buy 30,...yes 30, of the old Victorian Prisons for £250 million and use this money to build new prisons or prison places. Labour said last March last year that he had his head in his arse. Where the hell is he going to get buyers for 30 Victorian prisons in the middle of a world recession? Who would by these prisons for £250 million. The idea was a busted flush and was not worth the toilet paper it was wrote on.

Move forward a year and a half later and the dopey fuckers at Conservative HQ has now also realised this.If this is how government is going to be run if Cam the Sham gets in, god help us.The only thing criminal about Cam the Shams Prison idea was the fact the idiot thought it would work.

Right, what do you recon will be the next Cast Iron Guarantee form Cam the Sham that will fall on it arse.

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/uk/tories%20scrap%20flagship%20new%20prisons%20plan/3447482

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Tory Toff "repulsed" by The Scum and describes it as " immoral and unethical and wrong"

Red Rag - Zac "Non-Dom" Goldsmith has dropped The Peoples Millionaire in the shit again. After being the first to declare he is one of Camerons hated "Non-Doms".It appears last night at a lecture he said about The Scums attack on Gordon Brown over the letter to a dead soldiers mother:

 "My heart went out to Gordon Brown and I was repulsed by the Sun and I thought ‘My God, I did not want this newspaper to be backing my campaign’,”


“It is immoral and unethical and wrong. The Conservative party by default got caught up by this which is a shame.”

Something tells me that there will have been a call from Murdoch Jr today to his new best political pal Dave Cameron.

Expect an attack on the BBC from Cameron in the next few days and an arse kissing by him for Sky or News International.

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